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  • jsb
    10-26 12:24 PM
    How do you know that your case has been transferred from NSC to TSC.

    Receipt has address of issuing office at the bottom of it. I also had nothing showing up in the system until yesterday, but today, our EAD's are in the system, but not I-485 or I-131. Perhaps EAD is considered a priority.




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  • marcom10
    04-23 12:49 PM
    LOL..ight kirupa. Thanks for the compliment~!.....

    later




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  • fasterthanlight�
    05-19 04:30 PM
    Does no one like these? I think they look sick!




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  • smisachu
    11-03 03:39 PM
    For the more sophisticated types, you can do a carry trade by shorting USD in the Fx markets and putting the proceeds in a Brazilian short term bond which yields 9.5%. Everbank in Nevada issues a Brazilian bond by an AAA rated German bank. Not government backed debt but the underlying instruments are all government bonds.

    The net of transaction costs is a yield pick up of about 7.5% and your money invested is Zero. Of course there is no such as a free lunch and you need to have accounts with the ability to seamlessly trade Fx and other instruments. Plus you will have the risk of default on your shoulders.

    -Cheers



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  • kirupa
    08-04 11:16 PM
    How are you calculating the border right now? Are you simply taking the size of the image and subtracting a few pixels?




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  • aspire_sam
    12-04 09:13 PM
    As per the new regulation, you can apply for VISA in any consulate in INDIA. This removes the ambiguity of choosing/justify the choice of a different consulate other than the one in your consular district. Refer to the link below. Hope this helps!!!

    MurthyDotCom : Visa Applications in India - Flexible Choice of Consulate (http://www.murthy.com/news/n_visflx.html)



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  • reddy75
    01-15 10:12 AM
    Hello guys,

    If the employer is not willing to share your I-140 approval status with you, is there a way to find out this information from other sources?

    I currently have my 485 & AP numbers but do not have I-140 number to track on the USCIS website.

    Thanks for help in advance.




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  • kprgroup
    12-28 10:05 AM
    Background OF Myself
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    a) Worked for Company A from 2003 to 2008.

    b) Company A applied I-140 and approved April 2006. AOS 485 filed on July 2007. Got EAD but never used it

    c)September 2008 I have Joined employer �B� by transferring H1B (Valid until Aug 2010).

    d) Employer A revoked 140 which triggered 485 denial in October 2008.

    e)Applied MTR and it was approved in NOVEMBER 2008 and 485 reopened.

    f)Applied AP & EAD renewal ,got a EAD card September 2010

    g) Since EAD extension got delayed I have applied H1-B Renewal August 1st week of 2010 and got a RFE now asking for proof how beneficiary qualify to extend beyond six years?

    Question

    I think the I140 revoked and 485 denial back in 2008 triggered the RFE. (Though MTR approved and 485 is pending)

    1)I have EAD approved and it�s valid until 2012 September .Is it possible can we withdraw HI-B Petition application when they request RFE?

    2)Can I have any chance of explain USCIS, by this rule below?

    ��USCIS has also specifically stated that if an approved I-140 is withdrawn after an I-485 has been pending for more than 180 days, the I-140 remains valid for purposes of AC21 � 106(c) portabilty:

    "If the Form I-140 has been approved and the Form I-485 has been filed and remained unadjudicated for 180 days or more (as measured from the form I-485 receipt date), the approved Form I-140 will remain valid even if the alien changes jobs or employers as long as the new offer of employment is in the same or similar occupation." AFM Sec. 20.2(c) ��

    Thanks
    KPR



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  • boreal
    04-07 06:28 PM
    what do you think folks?
    Is he the "one" to relieve us of the current mess...

    ....and how? Do you think ppl from votefortheworst.com would publicize us too somehow? :-)




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  • VGR
    07-31 03:18 PM
    Hello Guys,

    Do any of you received finger prints notice who has E-Filed EAD renewal between June 25th - June 30th.
    We filed on June 29th with Texas Service Center and it's been a month we are waiting for FP notice.

    I appreciate ur help.

    VGR



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  • gcdreamer05
    09-30 12:58 PM
    Could this be the administrative fix that IV is working on - which pappu replied in another thread.

    Can we please get this so that people can add spouses (if they did not do so during july fiasco).




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  • pawnpace
    11-28 02:53 PM
    Hi,

    I am getting married in December 2009. My wife already has a 10 year Visit visa to US. I am a student on F1 visa. Can I bring my wife on the visit visa (even if it is for a max. of 6 months)?

    I appreciate any help and input in this issue.

    Thank You,

    Amit



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  • alien2006
    11-06 11:34 AM
    I am not an immigration expert, but don't you need to show spouse's valid H1 visa to get a H4 visa? ... Unless both spouses are applying for their respective visas at the same time.




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  • sdudeja
    04-12 06:43 PM
    I am not sure if someone is in same situation.For my I140 it says the following

    Current Status: Document mailed to applicant.

    On April 1, 2009 we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.

    I am not sure what does this mean. If some one can throw some light.



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  • sri2007
    11-12 08:36 PM
    Thanks for gr8 help. Sri




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  • gc_check
    02-17 03:22 PM
    Hi,
    I have a pending I-485.
    My case was file in jan 02. I have approved labour and I-140. I filed my I-485 in Jun 2005 and have an EAD and parole. How do I find when can I file my spouse's case.
    Thanks

    You PD has to be current to file I-485 for you spouse/dependent. Since you filed for I-485 in Jun '05, and based on ur PD, i guess ur case must be EB2. If EB2, then you are in a better position alteast compared to many folks here.. The PD for Mar '06 per DOS, Visa Bulletin, for EB2 is 01JAN02, Since your case has a PD of Jan 02, (Date not provided by you),
    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_2805.html
    Watch for April VISA BULLETIN, The DOS publishes this ususally sometime in first 2 weeks of each month for the following month. If the Date moves forward you should be able to file sometime in April, assuming the Date moves forward. Also you can use this time to prepare the application.



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  • kirupa
    04-29 02:46 PM
    They are all really good. I added all of them except the 4th one on the first set and the 2nd one on your second set :)




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  • waitin_toolong
    10-14 03:53 PM
    there were some cases that were 'approved' in June/July but the approvals are being mailed now.




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  • sunny1000
    09-28 01:52 AM
    FYI...Anybody who has an appointment for a Visa stamping on Oct 1st at the U.S Consulate in Chennai, India, please contact the VFS office (91-44-4231-6767) to find out your new date of appointment (which the Consulate says, will be in the same week), if they have not intimated you by email already.

    http://chennai.usconsulate.gov/

    The Consulate will be closed on 10/1/07 due a stupid strike by the State Government.:mad:




    rajnag21
    07-05 05:12 PM
    Hi Almond and dilbert_Cal,
    I am in my seventh year of h1. I applied for one year extension.Not granted yet.
    So do I have to wait to get the extension approved ? Can I get my 140 approval and re-appy for 3 year extension and then make the move ?

    I am really grateful for that bit of info previously.




    rhegde
    09-09 09:28 PM
    Hi,

    I'm on L1B and wife on L2B with EAD and currently working. Both are expiring on Dec 30,2010. I got my H1 with COS, which is effective from Oct 01,2010 for 1 year and my wife got H4, effective from same time. My wife's company is filing for H1 for her and has already applied for LCA. After the LCA, they are not sure whether to apply for COS from L2 to H1 before Oct 1st or if they want to wait till Oct 1st and then file for new H1 with COS from H4 to H1. In the second case, she will not be able to work till she gets her H1.
    Also if they file for H1 before Oct 1st with L2 to H1 COS, and if she gets RFE, then not sure whether the whole application is invalid as my wife's status would have changed from L2 to H4 during the course.


    Please advice my options. Is it OK if her company file for new H1 with COS from L2 to H1 as soon as her LCA get approved with premium processing? Is it going to be a problem if she gets RFE?

    Or is it adviseable to continue to be on L1/L2 till she gets H1? If yes, how can I change my status back to L1 before Oct 1st 2010? Can my company do it me? How long the process will take? I also heard that if I go abroad and come back, I will continue to be on L1. In that case should my wife acccompany me? Do I have to go out and re enter before Oct 1st?

    If I change my status back to L1, what will happen to my H1? Will it still be valid? If I'm planning to change to a different company, can it be just transferred to that company and I can work there?

    Please help.

    Thanks



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